Bleeding Beauties

Hola, it's been a long time since I wrote my last post regarding Mexican romances-- neither of which exist any longer.  Maybe being featured in gin&dirt brings bad luck in the bedroom.  (It could indeed explain why Taytay has experienced a long series of romances gone bad.)
Between coming back from a semester in Italy, spending my summer slaving away as a D.C. intern, and finally coming back to school for my senior year, I couldn't think of a better time to get back into my blog.  I have an exam tomorrow in biological anthropology (what?) and since swamping myself in notes that I don't understand is not how I'd like to spend my time, how about we use our time a little more wisely? Like recap the fashion at the Emmys?  Yes. Let's go.

I started watching at 5PM EST when E! started coverage of the red carpet-- people started filing in and it was impossible to notice the popular choice color of the night.  Red.  Everywhere you looked, there were lady(s) in red.  Not only were a lot of ladies in red, almost everyone in red looked amaze.  My personal fave of the night:
Nina Dobrev in Donna Karen. 
**Extra sidenote: does Lea Michele EVER look bad on the red carpet? 
Trust me, when I see it, I will be all over it with a new post. 

* In case you don't understand the caption to the picture above, TOM = time of the month. Duh.*

Why red, you ask?  Something must be in the Hollywood water because apparently every female actress has the same menstrual cycle and they all came to the Emmys majorly prepared.  They all chose these little red numbers that cling onto their bodies so tight that they have no room to wear pantyliners underneath their plugged in part.  So just in case they leak a little, they're safe, because their dress now matches the color of their uterine lining. Problem solved.

*Also, Julie Bowden (aka Claire Dunphy) in ODLR was one of my faves, but it wasn't red so it would've ruined the whole picture scheme, but look her Emmy wear up!*

Now onto the worst dressed.  Click picture to enlarge.

Need I say more?  Why, Julianna Marguiles, did you have to come as a bejeweled mummy?  Why, Dianna Agron, did you have to come as a geisha in a wrinkly, no-necklined dress?  Why, Christina Hendricks, did you have to give us boob explosion part two (CLICK HERE FOR PART ONE) and then try to one up last year by just going shy of giving us a vag show as well?  Why, Katie Holmes, are you at the Emmys? 
You haven't been Joey Potter in a while, honey.

Guess red scored big and white & blue were major bummers.  Better luck next year, lapis.