Not So Super Superlatives

As a girl who grew up on VH1, naturally, I am addicted to countdowns, top tens (twenties, thirties, forties and fifties) and end-of-the-year recaps.  Off the top of my head, I can tell you that Total Eclipse of the Heart has been proclaimed by VH1 as the #1 saddest song of all time and that George Michael scored #50 of 50 most shocking celebrity confessions.  (Okay the celebrity confessions was an E! special but you get the picture).

Now that December has crept upon us, get ready for end of the year superlatives. 
People Magazine is running a poll for Bests of 2010- vote if you're bored (like me). 

But to be honest, the 11 month anticipation only led to a very subpar list- was 2010 a boring year?  I'm trying to take a jog down pop culture 2010 memory lane but all I can recall are the Kardashian sisters, which begs me to arrive at the conclusion that 2010 was actually a really great year.

I struggled to find 3 categories (from the People Magazine superlatives) to highlight in this blog entry, but I'll showcase what I thought was the most interesting of the 14.

Most Shocking Breakup of 2010

This one was pretty easy, with Eva & Tony running a close second only because the woman Tony cheated with looks like a ding dong.  Courteney Cox and David Arquette- how can you be shocked?  She married a boy 7 years younger than him.  She was practically asking for disaster.  But more importantly, how can you ask David Arquette to stick around a woman who resembles Janice Dickinson more and more with each passing day?  Yeah, that's asking a lot of him.  (Even though I suppose it's him who wants to work on the marriage...these people make no sense.)  Al & Tip probably broke up because she was so over Al demanding credit for inventing the Internet and global warming.

But Sandra and Jesse- just days before word leaked of Jesse's alleged affair with Kat Von D (ew), Sandra gushed over the douche at the SAG Awards!!!  But seriously, why the hell would you trade in an Oscar winning, big-hearted, beautiful mama for a tramp covered in tats?  IT MAKES NO SENSE.  JESSE, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!

Watch from 3:20 onwards and then proceed to get your heart broken.


Who Do You Want To See Less of in 2011?

On my holiday wish list, I wished that Snooki would gain anonymity by this time next year.  Looks like there are more people who agree (thank God).  Looky here- the cast of Jersey Shore won a spot on the ballot for people nobody wants to see as soon as the new year rings in. Let's cross our fingers extra hard that this oompa loompa and her orange friends will go bye-bye next year.

World's Biggest Super Fan

Okay, I've discovered my life nemesis.  Yeah, she might have tackily decorated her room with all things Miley, but if she's a real fan, she will find true value in this video.  Miley singing an inspirational number from her Hannah Montana movie...in her underwear. 
This stuff is gold.



THIS may in fact be the best thing to have ever happened in 2010, hands down.