You are so dumb. You are really dumb, Reese. For real.
Let me share with you a mathematical FACT:
Jim Toth is LESS THAN Jake Gyllenhaal.
AKA: YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE AND HAVE DOWNGRADED.
But I must commend you: you've left him single and on the market.
So thank you.
In other Jake news...
TAYJAY IS NO MORE!!!
Taylor and Jake have officially ended their on-a-whim romance.
Thank you JESUS!!!!
The universe can now work on other things like providing Rihanna a new wardrobe/stylist or getting rid of the vampire fad.
Or even making me accidentally bump into freshly-buzzed Zac Efron? ;) Dreamin' big for 2011!!
HAHAH this post made me laugh out loud! I am with you 100% in celebrating the separation of Taylor and Jake! UGH!! THANK GOD he can do soo much better!! :)
ReplyDeletewhen i heard about tayjay's split i thought about you :)
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