Hot Like Mexico, Rejoice!

Hollywood took many trips to Splitsville recently, but it looks like love is in the air again.  Back-on-the-market the slut from He's Just Not That Into You Scarlett Johansson and the lesbian from the O.C. Olivia Wilde are already sporting new men on their arms.  The common thread?  Looks like Mexico has brought the gals some luck in scoring their new male friends, but unfortunately only one of the two gals gets an A on her new beau; the other gets an F.



Let's start with the A grade.  Olivia Wilde has been spotted brunching with Ryan Gosling at a Mexican restaurant just a month after separating from her hubs.  Nothing better than chips & guac whilst acting coy with Noah Calhoun, no?  Let's get real- whoever doesn't find Ryan Gosling attractive is either
a) A straight boy (but even in that situation...c'mon)
b) A liar
c) Blind
d) Never watched The Notebook. (but you have to be one of options a-c to claim option d.)
e) I'll give you one last option: you saw this GQ cover and thought he was a spitting image of Scott Disick.

Scarlett Johansson on the other hand has traded in Ryan Reynolds, People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive, for the Sexiest Woman Alive a man twice her age.  Sean Penn.  Look, he's an excellent actor and he's got good movies, but what could he possibly have that Ryan doesn't?  Wisdom?  I still think Jon Hamm should have beat Ryan out of the SMA title, but Ryan still has a tint of sexy to him.  Sean Penn- meh, not so gifted on the outside -->

The two vacationed in Cabo this past week conversing about God-knows-what over lobsters and margaritas.  Maybe he consoled her on her failed singing career.  Or maybe she consoled him about the fact that the picture on the right is inked on the Internet. 

Anywho.  Guess these two (three?) ladies are happy for now.  May the land of the drug cartels (and their cuisine) bring them more happiness for many months to come.