I Die: Well-Crafted Men [NFL Series]

To commemorate the end of the 2010-2011 season of football (since the Eagles lost tonight, it truly is the end), I gift to you (ladies) my list of top three well-crafted (active) football players.  By well-crafted, I mean not only do they play great football but God clearly spent a little more time on these three specimens- chiseling away at their face, their bi and triceps, and in one case, giving one man a pair of eyes that give Athena a run for her money!
(As if you need a hint but in case you do, Hint: he plays for a very bad team in the NFC East...)

It's a shame that the Barber bros and Kurt Warner no longer play the game. 
I would have had to extend my list to top five for sure.

I can assure you that TOM BRADY did NOT make my list, nor will he ever.  And it's not only because of his awful, AWFUL haircut (or lack thereof!).  Cannot stand him, Belichick or anything Pats.  Sorry to all my lady friends who are on his nuts...but seriously, there are too many of you.  Open your eyes to the men below!

In ascending order:

3) Trent Edwards

Not the most consistent or exceptional player out there, obviously, but he's got the looks!  Let's get real, the NFL isn't a pool of gifted faces.  Linebackers/linemen don't scream "I'm hot", so it's mostly the QBs/WRs that get the girls swooning.  Trent Edwards, you are a beautiful creature.  Just keep on warming that spot on the bench- you're getting paid for it!

2) Mark Sanchez

Channeling Mark Consuelos, Mark Sanchez is such the hottie!  He gets extra hot points for being the only successful newbie QB from his class of rookies.  I must admit though...he looks better with a hat on. His hair is a little too wavy for my liking...I'm thinking if he shaved it all of, he'd have a major edge out on my #1 man...who is:

1) Miles Austin


He even has a ballin' name to match his pretty little face (unlike Dez Bryant who has an awesome name but not-so-awesome face).  How can you deny his light brown color and his devilish eyes?!  THE EYES alone would do it for me, but he has a nice smile, body and skin tone to complete the whole package.  If you don't think Miles Austin is attractive, you are so weird. 

That completes my list.
You're welcome if you've enjoyed the treat, and sorry to those who disagree...if that's the case, share your opinions on who you think are the hottest players in the NFL in the comments section...I wanna know!

Short + Sweet Jake Headliners

Reese Witherspoon got engaged to agent Jim Toth even though she broke up with Jake Gyllenhaal in 2009 because she didn't want to get married.

You are so dumb.  You are really dumb, Reese.  For real.

Let me share with you a mathematical FACT:

Jim Toth is LESS THAN Jake Gyllenhaal.
AKA: YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE AND HAVE DOWNGRADED.
But I must commend you: you've left him single and on the market.
So thank you.

In other Jake news...
TAYJAY IS NO MORE!!! 
Taylor and Jake have officially ended their on-a-whim romance. 
Thank you JESUS!!!!

The universe can now work on other things like providing Rihanna a new wardrobe/stylist or getting rid of the vampire fad. 
Or even making me accidentally bump into freshly-buzzed Zac Efron? ;)  Dreamin' big for 2011!!