Ken, Taken By T (Taylor or Tiane?)

Admit it-- you grew up playing with Barbies, cutting her hair, changing her clothes, peeking underneath her clothes, using her as a puppet, etc.--
but it was always more fun to play with Barbie if you also had a Ken doll. 





Fast forward to high school and you realize there is a real-life Ken doll out there and he goes by the name:
Zac Efron.  Then you hear that he takes naked pictures of his girlfriend on his cell phone (google this one on your own, no link provided) and this triggers a mixed feeling of confusion and envy.  You are befuddled by the fact that Michael Bolton's lovechild Troy Bolton and Gabriella Montez do more choreography than what is directed by Kenny Ortega and then you also feel this pang of jealousy that makes you want to crawl out of your skin and into Vanessa Hudgens'.  All this contributes to your strange and misguided teen years, but that's another story.

Then you're about to graduate college and maybe by now you've
moved on to more mature men-- the likes of Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling...George Clooney (if you're a classic overachiever and going for above and beyond minimal maturity...silver hair is obviously living proof of full-blown maturation.)  And just as you've mentally distracted yourself from Zac, you hear that he's been spotted engaged in a cozy dinner with none other than Taytay. 
In the words of Celine Dion, it's all coming back to me now.


A montage of daydreams flashes in front of your face: you're singing karaoke with Zac on a cruise ship on NYE; you're standing in the bleachers of a high school basketball court, in the dark, and there's a spotlight on you-- a synthesized drumbeat follows and you and a sweaty, jerseyed Zachary serenade each other; you are at rehearsal on the set of a very dark stage, gazing into Zac's eyes...the dreams go on and on-- sorry, we don't have time to get into all of it.


Your obsession with real-life-Ken-doll comes back at you at 682mph and smacks you in the face.
Taylor is one sneaky witch!!!
AS IF it wasn't enough that she had Jake G. last year, the witch had to go find more inspiration for song material. 
It's okay, Taylor...we'd forgive you if you just stopped making songs altogether.
.......jk...currently obsessed with "Sparks Fly".      and "Enchanted"....

                                

Let's all just cross our fingers that Z&T's dinner was a casual get-together between castmates after a long day of recording their voices for an animated film.  Allegedly that's all it was, and life will just be easier if you believe it to be true.  But ladies, just because Zac isn't taken by Taytay doesn't mean he's open for business...he belongs to my friend Tiane-- and that's a Z&T I can approve of!