Jengaged

Our old little Jen finally scored a big ole' rock on her finger post-Brad.  Well, let's assume it's a big one...even though we've never heard of Justin Theroux pre-Jen-snatchup.  So who'll make it down the aisle for the second time first?  Brad or Jen?

If Justin so much as has ten brain cells above those super arched eyebrows of his, he'll get their license tomorrow morning.
Let's face it...'til now, Jen's pretty much been losing...at life...to Angelina; at least give her this.  Plus, her eggs are depleting.  And Angelina already has fifty three kids.  Add another tally to the Angelina column. 

Yes, this is exciting-- after fleeing her wedding pre-nuptials from Barry Farber and ten seasons of the torturous game of on-again-off-again with Ross Geller and getting cheated on by (and divorced from) Brad Pitt...the gal deserves a shot at true love...even if only one of the three aforementioned situations actually happened in real life.

So here's to Jen, may life be kind to you and have left you enough eggs to successfully pro-create so that you can outdo Angelina by having children that don't resemble the Hanson bros or suffer from gender ambiguity.   Cheers.

P.S. Someone please call me when Scott finally becomes a Kardashian Kourtney finally becomes a Disick.