If you haven't seen photos of Miley turned Tinkerbell over the last couple days, you don't have access to the internet. Go to your local public library and buy yourself a clue.
Actually ,on second thought, spare yourself.
Buy Miley a clue instead.
Homegirl needs to remember she is engaged, not yet married, which means Liam can dash at any time whenever he wants. This new 'do may be the trigger to his exit.
Note to Miley: the duckface peace signs cannot salvage this look of yours, so please stop trying. But also showing teeth does not help either so...just hide out for a while, yeah?If you're really that bored post-Hannah Montana, couldn't you have just opted for another shot at the bong? Or make a tutorial for a sluttier version of the Hoedown Throwdown? Or like, just go walk your dog?
This is just asking for Liam to
You know this is embarrassing for him, right?
How rude.
If you find your left hand three and a half carats lighter in the next month or two, you have only yourself to blame for writing your own fate.
I heard boys don't really like dating girls who look like boys. But screw those people, right?
Wrong.
Miley, better stash up on the kale.
It's a long road from ear length to shoulders.
And so I end with this:
Sorry, not possible.
LOL. thank you!
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