I am already completely ashamed of the fact that I'm dedicating attention and a full post to the following, but this is just one of those things that is just so bad you have to watch it-- attention must be paid.
This girl is literally the manifestation of diet coke + mentos in human form.
(If you don't understand that reference, you probably did not have a childhood.)
Her mom looks like a huge meth head. (literally a huge one).
She also looks like Frankenstein. With a super long face. And no neck.
She is probablyyy going to hell for making her child drink her concoction of red bull + mountain dew on the daily so that her daughter has enough energy to entertain us idiotic Americans who encourage this kind of behavior by providing Nielsens the stats to allow TLC to continue running this sh-tshow.
Just wondering....how does a six year old know how to even talk like this? "Dollar makes me holla, honey boo boo"? If child services isn't currently navigating through the back roads of Georgia right now, this world is going to be really messed up by 2020. (Random, inappropriately placed PSA: also going to be really messed up by 2016 if you vote for Obama.)
Now let me tell you something: you are so wrong, it's
You thought TLC maxed out at showcasing monster mommys with Kate Gosselin...you were wrong.
Kate was crazy, but she wasn't trying to reduce the life expectancy of her children by threefold.
If you hadn't had the slightest idea of HBBC before this post, I'm sorry I somehow found a way to kill 782 of your brain cells while engaging you in a productive activity, reading. But I should probably get props for accomplishing that. And sorry that I've teased your curiosity to open up a new tab in your browser, go to YouTube, and then proceed to type in the most ridiculous consecutive four words to ever autopopulate in the internet's search engine. But I'm not that sorry because you are probably laughing right now.
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