SAG 2013: Nicole Kidman Came As Keith Urban

SAG Awards are special because your peers vote for the winner.  Snooze.  This award show is soooo important it is on TBS. AND TNT.  But people wear dresses to this event (surprisingly this does not include Ross Matthews) so at least the red carpet is watchable.  (As was Sophia Vergara's part in the opening variety monologues).

Highlights: Giuliana Rancic thinking dubstep is a dance and trying to get all the stars to try to "dubstep" with her...and nobody telling her that it is actually music that sounds like Transformers suffering from a major case of diarrhea.   And Bradley Cooper.  Just standing there.  Speaking French.  Cue Jesse Katsopolis: Have Mercy. 

Rather than deal with those who opted not to look into a mirror before televising the atrocity that was, well...them, here are those who just made me chuckle inside:  Alec Baldwin with the now vintage Bieber haircut (c'mon, even Justin is too old for that), Amy Poehler also going for the vintage look, sporting spaghetti straps, Julia Stiles just looking like a huge bitch and Nicole Kidman wearing Keith's hair.

BEST DRESSED

How random that Katrina Bowden (Badgley Mischka) is my best dressed for SAG 2013.  Just another 30 Rock win. 

Looks like best dressed came in pairs this year-- two in metallic/silver, two in black and two in navy.  Forgive the flash on Julie Bowen's leather...looked much better on video.

Allow me to go off tangent here for a sec and move into bash-child-actors territory for a moment. 

Aubrey Anderson-Emmons (aka Lily in Modern Family) is literally the worst child actor, dare I say it, of all time.  She is almost as monotone as Kourtney Kardashian. Watching her just makes me think how great the days were of Fred Savage, Michelle Tanner...Miley Cyrus.

If you are seriously doubting that last one, I suggest you watch this video and brush all doubts aside, once and for all.  Doubt you could be that sassy at age 11 even if your mom took your Polly Pockets away from you for two days.  Or who knows, maybe you were a hayuuuggge brat.  In that case, you seriously missed a calling in life.